The Eden Games Arcade

Play the God-Given Diet into your muscle memory

Action games inspired by The Sentinels — Unsung Heroes of Our Health by Lloyd Gande. Battle Trojan junk foods, harvest real food, and command the immune division of Commander Dendrite — every level teaches the science of gut health.

New — 3D FPS
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Sector 1–5 · Boss: Sugar Baron

Eden Bounty Hunter

First-person food harvester

Your weapon is your outstretched hand. Walk the supermarket, farm market and street market aisles, grab real foods — kefir, baobab, leafy greens, fermented vegetables — and throw them at the Trojan Horse junk foods invading your gut. Zap berserkers with SCFA energy, unlock your Tight Junctions, and hunt down the Sugar Baron in the final boss arena.

🕹️ WASD + Mouse (desktop) 📱 Touch controls 5 sectors 🧠 Crew quizzes 🏆 12 achievements
🎮 Launch Eden Bounty Hunter → Need something lighter? Try the 2D offline edition →
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Works offline

Eden Bounty Hunter — 2D Edition

No internet? No problem

The same harvest-and-defend mission in a lightweight 2D arena that runs anywhere — no 3D engine, no connection needed. Tap the shelf items, bag your bounty, and fend off the Trojan junk foods at every market. Perfect for low-bandwidth areas or quick lunch-break raids.

⚡ Instant load 📴 Works offline 🛒 Same markets & enemies
🎮 Play the 2D Edition →
New — 2D Platformer
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4 Zones · 12 Levels

Captain Lacto's Quest

A body-nation action-platformer

Guide Captain Lacto — the microbiome's bravest warrior — through the Body Nation. Jump, dash and battle across 4 zones and 12 levels, fuelled by fermented-food power-ups, with Scripture between every victory. Built for preteens to young adults.

🕹️ Arrows / WASD 📱 Touch controls 4 zones 12 levels 📖 Scripture rewards
🎮 Launch Captain Lacto's Quest → View the mission briefing →
New — 3D Runner
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Sprint through Alex's gut

Gut Armageddon Run

Play as Acido the Lactobacillus warrior

Become Acido and sprint through the biome under siege. Dodge Clostrid's spores and Typh's harpoons, feast on fiber, kefir and polyphenols, and restore Alex's gut to balance in this free 3D endless runner based on The Gut Armageddon.

🕹️ Arrows / WASD + Space 📱 Touch controls 🥛 Kefir power-ups 🌾 Fiber feasts 🦠 Dodge the spores
🎮 Launch Gut Armageddon Run →
New — Endless Runner
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City · Market · Farm · Dodge the UPFs

Eden Dash

Plant Power Runner — temple-run style

Outrun the ultra-processed junk flooding the streets. Weave through the concrete jungle, the green market and the farm lanes, grab wholefoods and fermented treasures — kombucha, kefir, sauerkraut and the legendary rainbow kimchi (250 pts!) — and stack your combo as the speed rises. How long can you outrun the UPFs?

🕹️ Arrows / WASD (desktop) 📱 Swipe (mobile) ⚡ Endless speed rush 🌈 Kimchi = 250 pts 🧲 Power-ups
🎮 Launch Eden Dash →
"The enemy isn't junk food itself — it's the strategy behind it. Trojan foods sneak past your gates disguised as convenience. Your sentinels know the difference. So do you."— Commander Dendrite, The Sentinels — Unsung Heroes of Our Health
1 · HarvestWalk up to real food on the shelves and press Left-click (or the Grab button) to add it to your basket.
2 · FightThrow food at Trojan junk foods for big damage, or press 2 to fire the SCFA zap beam at berserkers.
3 · DeliverFill the quota, press E at the delivery point, and open the portal to the next sector.