⚔️ THE SENTINELS

Eden Bounty Hunter — First-Person Raid

The Peace Treaty is signed… but the siege has moved outside the body. The wild concrete garden isles — supermarket aisles, farm markets and street bazaars — are crawling with Trojan Horse fake foods wearing the uniform of real meals.

"Day 4,847 on the job. The gut wall is holding — barely. We've got LPS toxins leaking through from the last processed food assault. The fortress walls are thinning. But we're holding. We're always holding. If only they'd stop poisoning the garden…"

— Cmdr. Dendrite, a dendritic cell of the G.A.L.T. Division. You are his newest recruit: a field Sentinel sent into the markets to hunt real food bounties, zap fake food, and bring the harvest home to the Host.

Your hand is your weapon. Outstretch it to grab clean real food. Throw it at the junk-food army. Deliver your basket to rebuild the mucus wall.

🔬Cmdr. DendriteDendritic cell. Your commander — samples the battlefield, primes your orders.

🛡️Macrophage HeavyVeteran infantry. Combat tips, straight from the trenches of the Lamina Propria.

🎯Killer T-CellSpecial ops. Watches your combos and your kill counts.

📡Helper T-CellComms relay. Intel on every sector you enter.

🚚HDL Salvage CrewReverse-cholesterol cleanup. Reward convoys on the Red Highway.

W A S D — move through the aisles

Mouse — aim · Click — hand action

1 / 2 / 3 — hand modes (grab · zap · scan)

Shift — sprint · E — deliver basket

Grab real food → it flies to your hand

Throw it at junk food → real food wins

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🎮 Field Manual

✋ Harvest Hand [1] — click a glowing food: it flies into your basket. Click an enemy while holding food: you throw it — a real-food projectile. Every throw is a harvest delivered at 500 fps.

⚡ SCFA Zap [2] — hitscan energy beam. Costs battery. Short-chain fatty acids are the good bacteria's battle cries — spend them wisely.

🔍 Bio Scanner [3] — identify any target and get its intel file. Knowledge is armor.

🧺 Basket — holds 10 harvests. Full? E to deliver to the Host: heals your mucus wall and recharges SCFA.

Combo — harvests & kills within 5s chain a multiplier up to x10.

Quota — each sector needs a set number of harvests and eliminations. Meet it and the exit portal opens at the far end.

Berserkers (LPS) — elite dirty bombs. Slow, tough, devastating up close.

Boss — Sector 5. The Sugar Baron. Do not let it reach the Host.

Facts are real, from The Sentinels: Unsung Heroes of Our Health by Lloyd Gande & Cmdr. Dendrite. Everything you grab teaches you why the Sentinels fight.

⏸️ SECTOR HOLD

The Sentinels hold position while you catch your breath.

✅ SECTOR SECURED

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💔 THE WALL HAS FALLEN

The junk-food army punched through. The Sentinels are regrouping — and the Host needs you back in the aisle.

Rank: —

🤝 THE PEACE TREATY

Sector 5 cleared — the Sugar Baron is toast. Literally.

"Give us real food, and we will build you a fortress that never breaks. Trust us, and we will serve you until the very last beat of the drum. The war is over. Welcome home."
— Cmdr. Dendrite

Final Rank: —

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